neswasfunohbtwthisisphil:

1. Half as many games, half game length, half as boring.

2. Not full of fat steroid-induced douchebags.

3. They fight. And it’s totally cool.

4. The Phillies don’t play hockey.

5. Oh… and Fuck You.

6. Rangers don’t belong in Texas. Fuck Texas. Seriously. U guise.